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4/10/2019

Jake has a family emergecy so once again Rich has risen to the call of updating the website & rss feed. So SOMTHING is probably wrong now - BUT WHAT?!?!?! Also prelim work on the YEARS in the making website revamp is still ongoing - buuuuut being a dad and lazy and playing Read Dead Redemption 2/Spiderman have really sapped what free time I have to work on it. Still pending though! Also, fuckin' hows about that Captain Marvel, eh? Solid movie. We're really pumped about the next Avengers film!

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 Final Fantasy XV main game wrapped - beginning the DLC.
Download Episode 81
Final Fantasy XV

After a lengthy discussion of music - FFXV talk starts up art the 22 min mark.

After 30+ hours of game time with no forward momentum in the plot Noctis and crew are finally about to make plot happen. What the game have could have done to make the middle chunk less uneventful, a few more dungeons, a detour for mythril for some reason, the return of everyone's favorite busty dragoon, a whole lot of driving around collecting royal arms, the long awaited reunion with Lunafreya, and far more of that prick Ardyn than anyone should ever want await on the latest intrepidly improvisational intellectually imbecilic ignoble impetus we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!
Download Episode 80
Final Fantasy XV

Episode starts around the 28 min mark after a lengthy semi spoiler-ey talk about the Resident Evil 2 Remake and one potentially off putting detail about Kingdom Hearts 3.

Rich and Jake ride shotgun with the super stylish crew of Final Fantasy XV as they continue their road trip and screwing across across the countryside. Lots of bumbling about, some relatively boring side quests, a huge letdown after cliffhanger, Ardyn still being a huuuuuge douche, reoccurring non-sequiturs featuring the musician Sting,  the arrival of another suspiciously dressed spear wielding lady, and a lengthy ride with everyone favorite crush (and a certain muscle boi's sister) aaaaand more await on the latest power pop smash single we caaaaalll Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn Chooooooocooooooooooobooooooooo!!!
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Download Episode 79
Mega Man 3

For those that want to skip the live play-through portion and the top 10 lists, the normal show format section begins around the 2:07:00 mark.
Jake and Rich say goodbye to 2018 and whats up to the New Year the only way they know how - by playing a classic game that they cuss a lot at - this year with the legendary Megaman III. As tradition for the holiday episode, listen to the guys talk about their favorite things of the last year while failing miserably over and over again. How many times does Rich bring up Transformers? How often does Jake mention he's pissed off? How many bosses do they manage to overcome? Does the baby interrupt Rich at any point?!?!?!? Find out on the latest celebratory party we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 
Download Episode 78
Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy XV talk starts after the 19 min mark after OTHER kind of game related talk!

Jake and Rich continue with Noctis and crew's quest to get Noct laid. Or married. Probably both. Discussions of how much Prompto loves Chocobos, how much Noct probably digs Iris, how absurd it is the guys don't recognize Arden, how much Arden himself is annoying, how much Jake straight up knows way too many Jim Carrey quotes AND SO MUCH MORE await on the next SMOKIN episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alllll riiiiiiiiighty then!
Download Episode 77
Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy talk starts around 27 min mark (after some actual video game talk

Rich and Jake check out what at this time is the most recent numbered entry in the Final Fantasy series with Final Fantasy XV! How essential is the prequel movie and anime? Does Noctis show any emotions whatsoever? Who has the best hair of the main boys? Is there any plot to talk about whatsoever? Who, if anyone, likes Cindy? How good is the combat at feeling like the crazy shit in the movie? These questions and more are tackled on the next episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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